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Dow Jones is a resident of Alma, Ark., a town of approximately 5,000 residents near the Oklahoma border that is best known for its yearly spinach festival. When reached at his home on Dow Jones Road, Mr. Jones told DealBook that unlike the stock market, he had not taken a tumble. “I’m having a wonderful day!” he said. “I’m alive, at least.